I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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