windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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