yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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