Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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