All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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