so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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