why didn't you poke me back
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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