Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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