I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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