I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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