I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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