This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
