Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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