We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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