He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Help. Why am I so naked?
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