I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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