i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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