Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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