Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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