normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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