i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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