When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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