Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
tell me about the eggs
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