Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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