Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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