i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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