I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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