Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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