I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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