no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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