dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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