I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
