She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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