i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
