So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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