so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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