i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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