physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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