Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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