Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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