dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just high enough for therapy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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