he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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