People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
false alarm, still single
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