He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
time to smoke my breakfast
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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