do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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