Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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