suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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