Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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