This is not my ceiling
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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