the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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