three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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