Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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