SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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