I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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